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On the hideous gauntlet of mustering true skill at measuring web developer skills
Here’s a rare non-TERRIBLE-advice post. Yes I sometimes write them, you friggin’ numpty:
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Mikey Clarke
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Malevolent goaty harpies versus that coquettish over-the-shoulder pose: today's TERRIBLE advice
FB’s “TERRIBLE advice” group births GLORIOUS creative chaos. It’s funky. It’s fab. It ups life’s Good Bits. Do try some:
4 hrs ago
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Mikey Clarke
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On provoking savage packs of lovely dreamy drill-instructor-sergeant-poofs: today's TERRIBLE advice
FB’s “TERRIBLE advice” group births GLORIOUS creative chaos. It’s funky. It’s fab. It ups life’s Good Bits. Do try some:
Jul 11
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Mikey Clarke
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Flirt your way past Doctor's Orders by exhorting vasectomy bulk discounts and autopsying all schnauzers hourly: today's TERRIBLE advice
FB’s “TERRIBLE advice” group births GLORIOUS creative chaos. It’s funky. It’s fab. It ups life’s Good Bits. Do try some:
Jul 11
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Mikey Clarke
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On your cherished pet bunnies judging you a stinkin' softcock, and on thwarting their hideous psychological Thunderdomes: today's TERRIBLE…
FB’s “TERRIBLE advice” group births GLORIOUS creative chaos. It’s funky. It’s fab. It ups life’s Good Bits. Do try some:
Jul 8
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Mikey Clarke
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On jettisoning surplus estrogen at heinous velocities, Tiberium/testosterone hybrids, and The Voluptuousifier strikes back: today's TERRIBLE…
FB’s “TERRIBLE advice” group births GLORIOUS creative chaos. It’s funky. It’s fab. It ups life’s Good Bits. Do try some:
Jul 8
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Mikey Clarke
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On 217 gorgeous male strippers, snowboarding cockroaches, super-DUPER-Baptists, secret squirms of Dark Triad allure, and 3000 of your…
FB’s “TERRIBLE advice” group births GLORIOUS creative chaos. It’s funky. It’s fab. It ups life’s Good Bits. Do try some:
Jul 5
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Mikey Clarke
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On urethral lasers, ALDERAAN SHOT FIRST, hypersonic moggies, and every orifice exploding joyous foams: today's TERRIBLE advice
FB’s “TERRIBLE advice” group births GLORIOUS creative chaos. It’s funky. It’s fab. It ups life’s Good Bits. Do try some:
Jul 5
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Mikey Clarke
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On rejuvenating shite grub into exquisite ambrosia by guzzling pints of 800C+ molten salt: today's TERRIBLE advice
FB’s “TERRIBLE advice” group births GLORIOUS creative chaos. It’s funky. It’s fab. It ups life’s Good Bits. Do try some:
Jul 1
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Mikey Clarke
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June 2026
On bombarding all sires of secret love-children with: Covid, the Duke of York, SARS, the Mayor of London, Ebola, the Archbishop of…
FB’s “TERRIBLE advice” group births GLORIOUS creative chaos. It’s funky. It’s fab. It ups life’s Good Bits. Do try some:
Jun 30
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Mikey Clarke
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On the steamy union of motorbiking and moonwalking
Here’s a rare non-TERRIBLE-advice post. Yes I sometimes write them, you friggin’ numpty:
Jun 27
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Mikey Clarke
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On outselling and outshouting door-to-door salescretins with infinity psychosubliminal taser-orals: today's TERRIBLE advice
FB’s “TERRIBLE advice” group births GLORIOUS creative chaos. It’s funky. It’s fab. It ups life’s Good Bits. Do try some:
Jun 27
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Mikey Clarke
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