On waterboarding Robert Kiyosaki until he blossoms and/or deteriorates into Tony Stark: today's TERRIBLE advice

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Soren asks

What are some ways I can make money quick?

Hard mode: nothing relating to pr*stituti*n

OOC: I do petsitting on the side for extra cash, but have been in need of a bit more lately.

My answer

There was a chapter in that book Rich Dad, Poor Dad about this, wasn't there?

From memory, I recall that, one fine summer's afternoon, the father of the aut…