Sexyverse Advice

Sexyverse Advice

On captivating the egos and palates of the globe's snootiest bee species re strategic derriere-gnawing: today's TERRIBLE advice

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Mikey Clarke
Jan 25, 2026
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Nolan asks

I want my ass eaten but I'm single, what do?

My answer

Are you particularly snooty and/or bigoted re the species performing the ass-eating?

No? Glad to hear it, kiddo. Then simply locate a particularly ravenous beehive, locate or plant a rosebush beside it, hide inside the rosebush with your bottom bared to the air, and wait.

You might need to fir…

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