Why PT boats are the superior strumpets of the US Navy
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Another Q/A session courtesy of A group where we give TERRIBLE advice
Angela asks
Told my psychiatrist zoloft makes it hard to “cross the finish line” she updated my patient chart saying “ pt is struggling with sexual dysfunction and is unable to achieve orgasm due to ssri.” This is in my patient chart forever now 🥲
What do?
My answer
Knowing shrinks and their wily ways, chances are your psychiatrist meant “pt” as in “PT Boat”, i.e. a Patrol Torpedo boat used by the US Navy in WW2. Good lord. PT-boat-lady-problems are horrendous. Take it from me, you DO NOT WANT to share a civvie marina with a rowdy gaggle of demobbed PT boats bitching about their marital woes. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to wank off a US Navy warship? They’re monumentally frigid! Apart from Montana-class battleships, the friggin’ floozies. But no. PT boats. Geez. That’s six weeks of my Frogman career I’m not getting back. I can barely sit down.
So ... you’re among friends here. Kind of. Is there any reason you might have led your shrink to believe you’d been a sleek honkin’ torpedo boat in a Human-shaped trenchcoat all along?