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People say such wonderful things!
Great gracious gumdrops. Check out this rad feedback:
“You're fucking hilarious.”
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“Hoooollllyyyy shit Mikey! The transition from "your husband might be keeping secrets" to "maybe she's running a wedding-vow-renewal side hustle at the South Pole" was so fucking wild that by the end I was fully invested in the horse conspiracy. 😂😂😂😂😂😂”
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“Do you just have endless shit in your head to write about? Asking for a friend 🤔😆🔥”
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“Your writing is seriously entertaining! It’s like a breath of hilarious air. Thanks so much for keeping my feed funny. Yours is one of few posts I read where I actually laugh out loud 🩵”
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“If you are looking for a good laugh, you have to check out Mikey Clark’s work! 😂 This line absolutely got me. The image is so absurd that you can't help but laugh. You will love how Mikey takes an everyday office question and escalated it into complete, unapologetic chaos. Epic stuff here… you should give it a read…. 😂”
🔗 — Maria Grace
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“Wow that's some of the most hilarious and funniest, wildest shit I ever read! Thank you! That's absolutely fucking brilliant! Like the Mike Tyson/Ron Jeremy mash up!? Genius!”
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“MIKEY!!!!!! This. Was. Completely... UNHINGED!!! I loved every second of it. You need to be out giving EVERYBODY relationship advice because OBVIOUSLY this is the only real answer to Kate's relationship probs. This was a very easy instant subscribe!”
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“Mikey, the sheer escalation here is glorious. 😂 A wrong-number nuisance somehow mutates into an international campaign involving dive bars, chemically enhanced Gigachads, corrupt business cards and logistical warfare against a jail switchboard. The commitment to the absurdity makes it sing. Unhinged. Inventive. Hilarious. I'M SUBSCRIBING!”
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“What makes this funny is that beneath all the ridiculousness, there's a grain of truth hiding in there. Not about sleeping with your boyfriend's father, obviously, but about how often people justify behavior by appealing to someone else's ego, blind spots, or assumptions.”
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“There is a radical sovereignty in embracing this kind of creative chaos. While the rest of the world is looking for sanitized, "perfect" advice, you are documenting the anatomy of a "fabulous" sort of madness.”
🔗 — Polar Funk
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“This was such a unique idea ahahahha! I never read something like this. Coooool”
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“I was not prepared for where this was going. 😂 The "intermediate asshole of daring and vigorous ambition" absolutely sent me.”
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“I loved your humour! I wish you a wonderful day!”
🔗 — Nick Hills
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“Lol... I saved this, just took my time to read it now... smh.... terrible, terrible advice. Lol. Who even asks you questions?!”
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“As always you have me giggling🤣🤣🤣.....but what stood out to me is how humor can sometimes expose social absurdities more effectively than serious arguments. ”
🔗 — Maria Grace
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“I laughed at the answer, but what really got me was the reference list. You start with Shaft, slide into Luther Vandross, and then casually throw in Mr. Blobby as if they're all members of the same Funk Hall of Fame. That completely unexpected detour made the joke for me. Brilliant bit of absurd comedy.”
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“This was so epic! I loved this line: "The love and affection that you and your ex(?)-beloved together share shrieks with such volcanic passionate ecstasy that your mental and emotional powers over your body have increased a hundredfold." Your writing had me giggling! Awesome job!”
🔗 — Maria Grace
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“I can always trust Mikey to swoop in with solid advice. Truly the King Solomon of our time”
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“You make me laugh and I can think of a few times I could have used a bra like that”
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“You are so funny man 😆 LOVE your post!”
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Mikey, you’ve somehow managed to make a compliment sound like an entire award ceremony 😂 Thank you for the ridiculously generous words and for giving my little piece a spot in the Sexyverse. I’m genuinely honoured to be among all this glorious chaos!
holy shit dood HELL YEAH ill read all your works you amazing man you